Truck stop. Easy mac. SVU marathon. Flitter doodles. Whatever the hell those are. I’m gettin crazy tonight. Stay tuned for the aftermath.
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
I’m actually really cute if you don’t look at me
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
world’s okayest friend